Thursday, August 23, 2007

A New Man

I have this condition. I don’t really know the scientific term for it. I’ve noticed it for a while now. At first I was scared, I was petrified. I kept thinking I could not show my face when I am afflicted with it. But now I’m used to it and I don’t really freak out as much.

Every time I have sex, my face breaks out. Not too much though. Just one or two. But they’re huge and normally on the chin, near the mouth. Yup, that’s right. Fuck acne is what Onemus said, ever so bluntly. I say they’re sex pimples. Sounds much better and more innocent right?

Now I don’t even have to tell them that I had sex. They’d look at my face and would know I’ve had sex by that huge ass pimple on my face.

I just don’t understand it. What’s the correlation between having sex and pimples? Maybe my hormones went into overdrive as soon as I am horny and sexed up and that unleashes a chain reaction and the pimple hormones get triggered and would show up in the morning? Damn.

It never fails to show up. But I have noticed varying degree in sizes and intensity of the pimple. If I have very little interaction with the guy AKA immediately plugging his butt, then the pimple would not be as huge. If I have a full on session AKA kiss, lick, suck and fuck, then it would be as huge as Mount Kinabalu.

But then again, sometimes, it doesn’t happen that way. I just had a massive full on session and only the smallest citizen of Pimpledom came out to greet the world. Is there a way to stop me from breaking out every time I have sex? Not that I have sex that often… and there is a big one on my face now…

4 comments:

savante said...

I think getting pimples for sex is the least worry :) It fades away after time. Wear it like a badge of honour.

Queer Ranter said...

That's weird. Hormonal imbalance explains best though.

Fuck acne. Hehheh. Funny. Like getting a hickie. :P

Evan Owens said...

Paul, I call em battle scars! Heheheh...

Ranter, I guess when I have sex, my hormones went into overdrive... oooh, hickies...

huggyteddy said...

Oaarkkkkk????!!!!! Not that often? dude....seriously...who are we kidding here? hahaha